Wednesday, July 11, 2012

CONTEST TIME: sort of.................... BRYCE HARPER AUTO OMG!!!

So who wants to win a Bryce Harper Rookie autograph? To win this card all you have to do is survive going through this black hole in space that we found and tell us what you experienced as you went through the black hole while asking these top of the line journalistic questions:

Did you see any colors? Was there any feeling of weightlessness? Did you crap your pants and think "this is so not worth getting the card". Did you ask the black hole for it's birth certificate? Did you ask the black hole if it was originally a white hole? Did you ask the black hole if it was created in the TOPPS redemption department or customer service department? Did you ask the black hole if it was on steroids or HGH? Did you ask the black hole if it was from Canada eh? Did you ask the black hole if you could have a sample of it's swirl to make a relic card for 2012 Topps Allen & Ginter? Did you ask the black hole if it was okay to hold a picture of Kim Kardashian's butt next to the black hole to see if there's any comparison (further scientific research showed that no matter how many times it was "probed" the hole could never seem to be filled enough. Now as for the black hole.....well it's an endless vortex that sucks anything in it's path.)?



10 comments:

Dhoff said...

I tried to ask but was crushed and now my mint condition Harper auto is all crumpled into a ball.

The Big Kahuna said...

Yes it's truly amazing how one gets sucked into it!

Play at the Plate said...

Sucked into what...? The black hole or the Karda...never mind.

The Big Kahuna said...

+1! PatP

The Big Kahuna said...

With the way Bryce Harper was playing in the All Star Game it looked like he was stuck in the twilight zone! Too bad his shiny gold shoes didn't match his gold glove!

The Dimwit said...

Black hole? I thought some one just turned off my electricity...

Richard Nebe Jr. said...

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Reds Card Collector said...

Naaah, I'll just stay here right outside the event horizon.

BA Benny said...

I experienced a complete feeling of hunger as I hadn't eaten before I fell in said black hole.

The Big Kahuna said...

But if you stay outside on the "Event Horizon" you'll learn to speak Latin and go batshit insane and see dead people!