NEWSFLASH.....JIMMY HOFFA, JOE PATERNO, AND RAY GRICAR

BREAKING NEWSFLASH.............Joe Paterno was found buried under the goalposts this morning at Beaver Stadium along with Jimmy Hoffa and missing district attorney Ray Gricar and get this................they were all together in the same coffin! Mr. Paterno was on the bottom so he could look away at what was going on behind him. Mr. Hoffa was found to be in the middle because he always had to be in the middle of things and loved to be the "center" of attention. Mr. Gricar was discovered to be on top because according to the note left that was left with them they chose to bury him that way so that in the end the laywer could get screwed by the union! In other news today Penn State won the lottery.