Sunday, February 6, 2011

PA Water Authority issues water shortage notice due to the Steelers

ATTENTION: WATER SHORTAGE ISSUED: Please stock up on any necessary drinking water you may have as the STATE has issued a water shortage for the mid-state/west-state area. There will be water shortages due to the excessive use for cleaning up from Steelers fans throwing up in/on their toilets, sinks, tubs, couches, chairs, dogs, wives, children, and mother-in-laws when the watching the PACKERS win tonight.

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