Ahhhhhh
yes.........the smell of hot dogs and hamburgers roasting on an open
grill. The sounds of the vendors yelling, "HOT SALTED NUTS". The second
mortgage you just took out to get tickets to see Albert Pujols and Cliff
Lee battle it out. The spicy aroma of chili and sauerkraut roasting in a
kettle along with the aroma of cooked onions and peppers that go oh so
well with cheese steaks and Italian
sausage sandwiches. The whizzing sound of batteries being thrown at the
left and right fielders by obnoxious drunken Philly Fans. You can also
hear the sound of a metal tab striking a metal lid with an explosive
"popping open" sound to reveal a cold refreshing beverage inside. Let us
also not forget the popping sound of the old lady's left eye socket
bones breaking sitting next to you as she takes a foul ball to the head
and failed to pay attention to the game as she was looking on in
puzzlement at the guy wearing the home team jersey with the custom name
of "hewhodealtitsmellsit". Oh the ever so sweet and countless screams of
a child having to go to the bathroom after they were just there 5 minutes
ago. And finally let's not forget about the obnoxious drunken couple
making out up on the upper deck as the camera man can't seem to keep the
camera focused on which set of balls being pitched................ IT'S
MLB TIME FOLKS!!!
Here we go:
Milton Bradley: Will Not be playing!
oops......wrong item
AL: Eastern
1. Boston Red Sox
2. Tampa Bay
AL: Central
1. Detroit
2. Minnesota
AL: Western
1. Texas Rangers
2. Seattle Mariners
AL: MVP- Miguel "I'll Kill You" Cabrera
CY Young: Justin Verlander
NL: Eastern
1. Philadelphia Phillies
2. Miami Marlins
NL: Central
1. Cincinnati Reds
2. St. Louis Cardinals
NL: Western
1. Arizona Diamondbacks
2. San Francisco Giants
NL: MVP: Joey "I swing a sticky bat" Votto
Cy Young: Ian Kennedy
WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS: ARIZONA
Call me crazy but I got a funny feeling about those kids in ARIZONA!
No comments:
Post a Comment