Thursday, March 29, 2012

E.A.'s 2012 MLB PREDICITIONS and other fine notes.

Ahhhhhh yes.........the smell of hot dogs and hamburgers roasting on an open grill. The sounds of the vendors yelling, "HOT SALTED NUTS". The second mortgage you just took out to get tickets to see Albert Pujols and Cliff Lee battle it out. The spicy aroma of chili and sauerkraut roasting in a kettle along with the aroma of cooked onions and peppers that go oh so well with cheese steaks and Italian sausage sandwiches. The whizzing sound of batteries being thrown at the left and right fielders by obnoxious drunken Philly Fans. You can also hear the sound of a metal tab striking a metal lid with an explosive "popping open" sound to reveal a cold refreshing beverage inside. Let us also not forget the popping sound of the old lady's left eye socket bones breaking sitting next to you as she takes a foul ball to the head and failed to pay attention to the game as she was looking on in puzzlement at the guy wearing the home team jersey with the custom name of "hewhodealtitsmellsit". Oh the ever so sweet and countless screams of a child having to go to the bathroom after they were just there 5 minutes ago. And finally let's not forget about the obnoxious drunken couple making out up on the upper deck as the camera man can't seem to keep the camera focused on which set of balls being pitched................ IT'S MLB TIME FOLKS!!!

Here we go:

Milton Bradley: Will Not be playing!

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AL: Eastern
1. Boston Red Sox
2. Tampa Bay

AL: Central
1. Detroit
2. Minnesota

AL: Western
1. Texas Rangers
2. Seattle Mariners

AL: MVP- Miguel "I'll Kill You" Cabrera
       CY Young: Justin Verlander

NL: Eastern
1. Philadelphia Phillies
2. Miami Marlins

NL: Central
1. Cincinnati Reds
2. St. Louis Cardinals

NL: Western
1. Arizona Diamondbacks
2. San Francisco Giants

NL: MVP: Joey "I swing a sticky bat" Votto
       Cy Young: Ian Kennedy

WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS: ARIZONA

Call me crazy but I got a funny feeling about those kids in ARIZONA!

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