LIFE...........fun!

Oh sweet lord..............I'm still alive and kicking. I have gone through so many life changes in the last year that it might make some people's head spin. I had to change careers and then I had to change homes and say goodbye to the wildness and say hello to having neighbors and being part of a community again. I guess no more peeing out in the yard with the dog anymore as the neighbors and their kids might find it offensive (maybe that's why they were looking at me in a funny manner the first few days). Oh yeah.......neighbors......UGHHHH! For 11 years I enjoyed peace and quiet with the bears and the snakes and the sounds of mother nature's finest eating other animals. Instead of hearing the coyotes running around in the woods chasing after their dinner, now all I hear is kids screaming across the road from me in this lovely small community. Oh and let us not forget the lovely sounds of the thumping bass emanating from some guy's chevy celebrity every time he pulls into the community. I swear he's got a $1,000 system in a $425 vehicle. You can hear that car a mile down the road and you can hear the trunk rattling. I just might have to set off an EMP grenade one of these days. So for therapy purposes and so that I do not pee in the yard outback, I have returned to writing on here again. Let's take a brief look at the NY GIANTS:

0-5 for the season so far.
lost 4 wide receivers in one game all to ankle injuries.
Lost O'dell Beckham, Brandon Marshall, and Dwayne Harris for the season. Sterling Shepard is a question mark.
Ereck Flowers still sucks as lineman.
Coach McAdoo Wackadoo enjoys throwing Manning under the bus.
Coach McAdoo cannot make the right calls at the right time.
Coach Wackadoo needs to be released along with Reese and Flowers

God I hope this NFL season is over very very very soon.

Ok.....rant over.

Well.......more to come now that I have time for this again.

FINALLY.......THE KAHUNA HAS COME BACK TO KICK TOPPS ASSETS UP THE HILL AND OVER THE WALL!

HE'S ALIVE I TELL YOU............................ALIVE!

Yes........it seems as if I had fallen off of the grid so to speak. It's as if I was swallowed up by the big black hole and came out on the other side as a combination of myself and the Big Kahuna (think of the Maximilian death scene from The Black Hole movie):

Where have I been all this time you ask? For I had taken part on the most epic of a journey. I had taken up my yoke and sailed out to the edge of the far galaxy and crossed over to the threshold of what most men that are not drunken would perhaps dare call it........insanity. From the most foulest gut wrenching turn of events that led me into NOT the twilight zone (or Twilight movies), but the most sacrilegious events of all times that is more epic than GODZILLA eating a town of vegetarians and being stuck on hold with PETA wanting to file a complaint.........it's otherwise known as: the management position! Yes folks.......the Big Kahuna has had his name carved a little bit higher on the totem pole and since having that done, there has been much greater responsibilities that comes with having your name carved higher on the mountain. Responsibilities such as:

1. Sacrificing virgins.........to TRI LAMBDA

2. Overseeing towns people. 

3. Giving comfort and knowledge to those who are seeking advice and even if they don't want it they will get it regardless of how many times they BOW AND GROVEL AT MY FEET!

4. See number 1 but add: and to me also

5. Oversee the greatest of contracts and bending of the wills.

6. Still buy cards and drive myself insane (daily ritual-insane)   

So know this........I am alive and you shall see that I have not forsaken my quest to make Topps Customer service department cringe. This journey we have started will be soulless and will gnash it's teeth at the mindless stiffs (the Republicans and Democrats). Then I will introduce you to a new segment on here called: MY WALLETS PAIN FOR YOUR PLEASURE! WELCOME TO THE TERROR THAT IS KNOWN AS: 

ENOUGH ALREADY

Sacrifice your cards today!

Big K