Tuesday, September 4, 2012

ERMAHGERD.......ITSZA GIVERNS TIME. YOUNZ GUNNA WIN!

HOWDYDIDDLYDADLYDIDODUBIOUSLYDOODOO! Yes I watch and love The Simpsons....Nuff said!

Last week was a big week for myself for reaching a bit of a milestone with this blog. I never thought I'd make 300 posts considering most of my free time has been devoted to other important needs and the fact that my A.D.D. has allowed me to stay focused on





the blog this long. 

ANYHOWPOOPTHATISTHECOLORPURPLE, I have decided to giveaway two packages this time since I have reached 300 posts. What is in the package you ask? Well, I can say there will be lots of numbered cards and a few other surprise goodies. I don't like to give away such secrets because hearing your reactions to what you've opened is what's so fun! Now I will take questions from the crowd.

You there.... in the mankini. What is you question?
MANKINI: What must one do to appease the BIG KAHUNA to enter this sacred giveaway?
BIG KAHUNA: That is a good question....NOW adjust your mankini cuz your balls are showing. Here is the simplicity of what you must do to please me:

1. Bring out yer dead (even if their not dead yet)
2. Leave your name in the comments (those who do so more than once will be sacrificed at the the top of MT. WANNAHOCKALOOGIE)
3. Sacrifice your brain and leave a thought of who will make the MLB playoffs
4. Dance in a Hula skirt in front of your office (homeworkers can just dance in front of mirror to appease the masses. DO NOT REENACT THE SCENE from The Silence of the Lambs where psycho "Wild Bill" cross dresser tucks his thingie back between his legs and dances in front of mirror) and use flaming baton torches while peeing your name in the snow.
5. Send out smoke signals to other surfers about the giveaway. Bonus cards for you if you tweet about the contest to TOPPS and are one of the winners.
6. Sit back and wait for 2 winners to be announced on Friday Evening September 7, 2012. Names will be put in big lights and in fire. Maybe even put your name on pig for pig roast and toast you.
7. Cutoff time will be 10pm on friday for giveaways.

MANKINI: Will there be autographs?
BIG KAHUNA: Mmmmmm.........was the moon blue this last friday?
BIG KAHUNA: YOU THERE.......WOMAN IN SHORT GRASS SKIRT WITH BIG'EM COCONUTS. WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION.
BIG'EM COCONUTS: Will there be anything shiny and rainbowish?
BIG KAHUNA: Mmmmmmm......good question. Was there not a great white shark beached last week on a NEW ENGLAND beach?
BIG'EM COCONUTS: You are so wise BIG KAHUNA
BIG KAHUNA: YOU ARE NOT getting out of sacrifice on MT. WANNAHOCKALOOGIE BIG'EM COCONUTS. NOW NEXT QUESTION. You there.......Man in kilt with funny straw hat.
MAN IN STRAW HAT: Will there be game used items?
BIG KAHUNA: That good question. YES! We will use BIG'EM COCONUTS HOLDER and give away pieces too after we sacrifice her.

Little Kahuna here. Dad had to go to the bathroom. Just do numbers 2, 3, and 5 and I'll make sure to RANDOM.org the two winners on friday. Thanks folks for checking out his blog and following along! He may be crazy at times but he's my Dad and his heart is good!

25 comments:

night owl said...

Congrats on the milestone!

Comment left.

Nationals, Rangers, Rays, Tigers, Yankees, A's, Braves, Giants, Reds and Dodgers (after annihilating Cardinals in epic 3-game sweep later this month!)

Captain Canuck said...

Canuck here from the land where no coconuts grow. And the closest thing to grass skirts are wheat kilts.

The playoffss will be disappointing. The Braves will make it only to get knocked out over a bad umpiring call and then be forced to watch that team go on to win it all.

Bah.

High-Five Man said...

2. Justin
3. Nationals, Reds, Dodgers, Braves + Yankees, Tigers, Rangers, A's
5. Done and done (http://just-in-justinsworld.blogspot.com/2012/09/contests-contests-everywhere.html & @justfactsmaam)

Greg Zakwin said...

My name is in said comments.

Congrats again!

Reds
Nats
Giants
Dodgers
Braves

Rangers
Tigers
Yankees
Angels
Rays

Tweeted Topps:

https://twitter.com/ArgyledPlaschke/status/243018784640729088

Ryan H said...

Ryan says, Congrats on the 300 posts!

Here's my playoff picks:

Rangers, White Sox, Orioles, Yankees, A's, Dodgers, Reds, Nationals, Braves, Pirates.

Here's my pimpage: http://anotheroriolesblog.blogspot.com/2012/09/a-winner-is-possibly-you.html

The Lost Collector said...

Here from the Land of the Lost.

MLB playoffs will be as follows:

AL: Yanks, Tigers, Rangers, Rays (WC), Oakland (WC)

NL: Nats, Reds, SF, Braves (WC), Cards (WC)

irondequoit36 said...

Thanks for the contest.. I'm liking the O's and Dodgers


Contest was pimped at

http://oldfoulcardboard.blogspot.com/

irondequoit36 said...

Im liking O's and Dodgers.

Contest pimped at

oldfoulcardboard.blogspot.com/

Dhoff said...

Dhoff is not dead yet, but will check pulses of each of the many Vealtones.

Tigers, Rangers, Orioles, Yankees, A's, Nationals, Reds, Giants, Dodgers, Braves will make it to the postseason. Nationals and Tigers at the end.

The Dimwit said...

Alright, here's my predictions:

NL - Nationals, Pirates, Reds, Dodgers, Braves
AL - Tigers, Rangers, Orioles, A's, Angels

The world will end if neither the Yankees or Red Sox are in the playoffs, right? :P

The Big Kahuna said...

Mr. Dimwit.......I must check with the GURU on the top of the mountain for your answer.

He gave me a box of tissues for the Red Sox fans. He mumbled something about them using tears as lubricant.

Then he gave me guns and ammo to protect ones self from the Yankee fans because they will revolt in Brooklyn for not making the playoffs.

The Angels In Order said...

Sweet!

AL - Angels, Rangers, White Sox, Orioles, Yankees
NL - Nationals, Reds, Giants, Dodgers, Cardinals

BA Benny said...

Congrats on 300! Way cool!

My dead are out by the curb waiting for NYC Sanitation to pick them up.

BA Benny is my Blogoland name.

Playoffs, hmmmmm. Let's go with the Yankees, Orioles, Rangers, Angels, White Sox, Nationals, Cardinals, Reds, Dodgers, and Braves.

I did the Hula at my job while replacing a telephone pole and needless to say I was asked to never do that again.

Smoke signals sent.
http://babennysbaseballcardbuffet.blogspot.com/2012/09/contests-news.html

Sitting back and waiting.

Thanks for the contest!

Chunter said...

AL: Angels, Rangers, Tigers, O's, New York;

NL: Nats, Giants, Reds, Dodgers, Bravos;

New York beats the Giants.

http://thehomeofthebraves.blogspot.com/2012/09/lerdees-and-gerntlemen.html

AdamE said...

yanks, White Sox, Rangers, A's Tigers, Nats, Reds, Dodgers

Richard Nebe Jr. said...

Glad to see you are still around. I proudly hang the last auto'd 8x10 from you in my cube at work.

Now, about your little requirements:
How about brain dead? Got plenty of them at work...

your name

The teams at the top of the standings will make the playoffs. I think the series is going to be Baltimost vs The Beltway bandits...

My brain dead co-workers burned my hula skirt the last time I dance in front of the office...

All the smoke went away when the fire department showed up to put out my hula skirt!!! (check my blog for evidence)

If I sit any further back, I can't see the laptop screen...

Dawgbones.

Wilson said...

Let's see...

NLW Dodgers
NLC Reds
NLE Nationals
NLWC1 Giants
NLWC2 Cardinals

ALW Rangers
ALC Tigers
ALE Orioles
ALWC1 Rays
ALWC2 A's

promoted here:
http://tenetsofwilson.blogspot.com/2012/09/another-contest-and-newfound-blog.html

Thanks for the contest!

Joe Average Card Collector said...

3. Sacrifice your brain and leave a thought of who will make the MLB playoffs: Giants, Texas, Angels, Braves, Cardinals, Fantasy pick: OAKLAND
I danced in front of my cats, they seemed to be pretty un interested at my ability.

- Jason @ joeaveragecollector.blogspot

Joe Average Card Collector said...

AL Angels, Texas, and outside pick Oakland

NL Nats, Giants, Reds

I danced a special hulu dance for my cats, the looked pretty un amazed by my moves.

Jason - joeaveragecollector

Play at the Plate said...

Brain sacrificed:


NL - Nationals, Pirates, Reds, Dodgers, Braves
AL - White Sox, Rangers, Orioles, A's, Angels


Thanks!

AdamE said...

Opps, forgot National WC race...

Pitt & SF

Skroeker said...

You are the Roberto Alomar of blogging!
White Sox, Rangers, Orioles, Yankees, A's, Dodgers, Nationals, Braves, Pirates, Reds.
Promoted:
http://cardsforfree.weebly.com/1/post/2012/09/baseball-mystery-prize1.html

TheBrooklynMet said...

Hey

White Sox, Rangers, Yankees, Rays, A's, Nats, Braves, Reds, Pirates, Giants.

Jason - TheBrookylnMet

Jeff Wilk said...

Ok:

AL - Texas/Chicago/Baltimore/Yankees (wc)
NL - Washington/Cincinnati/San Fran/St. Louis (wc)

World Series - Cincinnati vs. Texas

I like eggs.

cynicalbuddha said...

I'm in. Think the Rangers got a shot and I'm hoping the A's can pull it out and make it in and the same with the O's.