This is a blog about the annoyances of life and the little things that make us go, "STOP IT". Sports cards are one of my plentiful hobby addictions and it will also be one of the many items that are discussed on this blog. Feel free to leave your opinion and thoughts.
Play at the Plate Dhoff-Dustin AJ aka The Lost Collector C.L. Roy-Z Al Kawamoto The Dimwit Greg Zakwin gcrl dkwilson Wilson The Diamond King irondequoit36 Richard Nebe Jr. Steve D.
After pushing the magic button on RANDOM.ORG three times here is our winner:
List Randomizer
There were 15 items in your list. Here they are in random order:
The Diamond King
Dhoff-Dustin
The Dimwit
Wilson
Greg Zakwin
irondequoit36
Play at the Plate
AJ aka The Lost Collector
dkwilson
C.L.
gcrl
Richard Nebe Jr.
Roy-Z
Steve D.
Al Kawamoto
Timestamp: 2013-05-02 10:23:45 UTC
You have randomized this list 3 times.
The Big Kahuna has fired all of his staff since he felt he should've been the number one blog in the month of April 2013. "I felt that with all of the hard work I've done that we should've been able to capture that glorious moment of being the number one blog on Goggle search and we failed miserably. I don't want to shed any weight over this firing of the staff members issue and I swear on a fish's ass that it had nothing to do with being number 37 on the list." The Big Kahuna did not visibly appear to be bitter about not being the number one choice by Goggle but simply stated what he felt in his gut that since he does all of the work around here that he should be the one to reap all of the benefits. The Big Kahuna also stated that in order to keep production costs down that he would be liquidating his staff immediately and cancelling the corporate free ice cream credit cards.
AS promised here are some more clues as to who it might be?
"Shiny these things are. It reminds me of a rainbow in the sky."
"Heck if you were this lucky I would've taken your horseshoe for some good luck of my own." "I guess he packed his bags and left for California." Remember....the deadline is: MAY 1.
More clues to come!
On this nineteenthday in the month of April and in the year of our Lord 2013, We the Collective Mind Hive at E.A. (we are not the company who has been voted "worst company" two years in a row by The Consumerist) have decided to spread cheer and wealth across the land in hopes of making men merry enough to dance even more with their wives, act giddy like little school girls, spray "HAIR NET" hairspray on their chest hairs and spread the word across the land that their is hope and a gift offering that will make men proud to have hair sprayed stiff chest hairs and that their sons and daughters will be as happy as lemmings jumping off the cliffs to their unknowingly demise. Cats will eat dogs and birds will eat snails. Women will be so overjoyed that they will form unions dedicated to making men lower on the food chain and.......
WTH?!?!?!
I really need to adjust my meds!
Here are the guidelines for the gift/giveaway offering:
1. Sign your first name once to the comment box
2. Inside the comment box leave the name of who you think will be the rookie of the year in both the MLB American and National League in 2013.
3. The offering shall end on MAY 1. You must be listed by 11:59pm on May 1 to be eligible.
4. Only enter once.......or you will be sacrificed into Mt. Wannahakalugi!
5. Spread the good word with a Holy Hand Message.
5. Random.org will be picking the winner. Afterwards I will then be picking my nose.
So what are the prizes you ask? Well......I'll give you a few hints over the next few days:
"First shalt thou shall be signatures and cloth. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
the number three, being the third number, be reached, then you shall have found your answer."
My
thoughts and prayers go out to the people of Boston, the first responders, Police forces, all runners
and their families in Boston. I certainly hope that we can take the right
paths to solving this terroristic act quickly, thoroughly, and quietly
while bringing justice to those who are guilty for this horrendous act.