Friday, April 19, 2013

Time for another gift to be distributed into society (Giveaway)




On this nineteenth day in the month of April and in the year of our Lord 2013, We the Collective Mind Hive at E.A. (we are not the company who has been voted "worst company" two years in a row by The Consumerist) have decided to spread cheer and wealth across the land in hopes of making men merry enough to dance even more with their wives, act giddy like little school girls, spray "HAIR NET" hairspray on their chest hairs and spread the word across the land that their is hope and a gift offering that will make men proud to have hair sprayed stiff chest hairs and that their sons and daughters will be as happy as lemmings jumping off the cliffs to their unknowingly demise. Cats will eat dogs and birds will eat snails. Women will be so overjoyed that they will form unions dedicated to making men lower on the food chain and.......

WTH?!?!?!

I really need to adjust my meds!

Here are the guidelines for the gift/giveaway offering:


1. Sign your first name once to the comment box
2. Inside the comment box leave the name of who you think will be the rookie of the year in both the MLB American and National League in 2013.
3. The offering shall end on MAY 1. You must be listed by 11:59pm on May 1 to be eligible.
4. Only enter once.......or you will be sacrificed into Mt. Wannahakalugi!
5. Spread the good word with a Holy Hand Message.
5. Random.org will be picking the winner. Afterwards I will then be picking my nose.

So what are the prizes you ask? Well......I'll give you a few hints over the next few days:

"First shalt thou shall be signatures and cloth.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then you shall have found your answer."






15 comments:

Play at the Plate said...

I need a good contest to relieve me from the real world...

Brian

A.L. ROY-Dan Straily, A's
N.L. ROY-Shelby Miller, Cards

Dhoff said...

Dustin

Gerrit Cole and Shelby Miller--because offense can't compete with last year's ROYs.

The Lost Collector said...

AJ aka The Lost Collector
I'll go with Will Meyers in the LA even though he isn't in the bigs yet, and Shelby Miller in the NL.

Anonymous said...

My ROY predictions:
AL- Wil Myers (TB)
NL- Julio Teheran (ATL)

Thanks for the contest

C.L.

Roy-Z said...

Roy

AL - Wil Myers
NL - Jedd Gyorko

Al Kawamoto said...

Al

Wil Meyers
Zach Wheeler

The Dimwit said...

Sam

I say Myers and Miller.

Greg Zakwin said...

Greg

NL - Jose Fernandez
AL - Dan Straily

gcrl said...

jim

al - profar (rangers)
nl - ryu (dodgers)

dkwilson said...

Thanks for the contest!

A.L - Wil Myers
N.L. Shelby Miller

Wilson said...

Matt:

AL - Wil Myers (TB)
NL - Adam Eaton (ARI)

The Diamond King said...

I'll go with Jurikson Profar and Shelby Miller.

irondequoit36 said...

AL - Wil Myers
NL - Shelby Miller

Richard Nebe Jr. said...

Richard

American League
Aaron Hicks, Twins

National League
Julio Teheran, Braves

Steve D. said...

Steve

AL: Wil Myers
NL: Shelby Miller

Thanks!