The Big Kahuna picks his week 4 NFL WINNERS.....and perhaps his nose as well!

I believe there was a tragedy this week in the NFL. I do believe the New York GIANTS football team was purposely derailed to some swamp in order to entertain some country folks by playing FOOSEBALL with Momma and sipping tea and playing on the banjo because THEY DID NOT OBVIOUSLY SHOW UP TO PLAY THE PANTHERS. 38-0 was the final score.

Eli Manning returned to his old form and enlightened us with this lovely kind of a performance:

 

The GIANTS OFFENSIVE LINE had this kind of a performance:

  

Brandon Jacobs had this kind of performance after he kept running his mouth all week:

 

This week they take on the Kansas City Chiefs who just happen to be 3-0 and seem to be playing realistically 10x better than the Giants right now. I look for the Chiefs to manhandle the Giants at Arrowhead Stadium.

Here are my picks for week 4 of da NFL:

AWAY                          HOME

San Francisco 28   @    St. Louis       14    
Baltimore        24   @    Buffalo          21
Arizona           18   @    Tampa Bay   10   
Pittsburgh        21   @    Minnesota     31    
NY Giants       13   @    Kansas City  35   
Indianapolis     35   @    Jacksonville    9
Cincinnati        35   @    Cleveland      13   
Chicago          31   @    Detroit           38   
Seattle            24   @    Houston         31   
NY Jets          17   @    Tennessee      28   
Washington     20   @    Oakland        14   
Philadelphia    14   @    Denver           42
Dallas             24    @   San Diego      17   
New England  28    @   Atlanta           31    
Miami             28    @   New Orleans 35    

OMG! OMG! THE NFL HAS STARTED.....HOLY HANNA BALLS!

Ahhhhhh yessssssssssssssssssss ("sounds like steam escaping" -gotta love Mel Brooks). The 2009 NFL season has spawned forth the most ugliest of NFL games so far this season. In one corner of the ring is the underdog of the AFC, the meanest of hillbillys, the moonshiners of mayhem, the challengers otherwise known as the Tennessee TITans. In the other corner folks we have the tallest set of metal curtains in the world, the steelworkers of America, The ministry of Ravens nightmares, the defending champions aka the Pittsburgh Steelers. 13-10 in OT - winner= Steelers. Ben Roethlisberger was sacked 4 times and picked off twice (he was sacked more times than he sacked Andrea McNulty....SUPPOSEDLY). Neither team could gain much rushing yards and thus it turned into an aerial affair. And let us not forget that Troy Polamalu was hurt.
So what I will attempt to do is gaze into the year 2000 (cue Conan's music) and predict for you my picks for this weekend's NFL Games:


Miami 23 at Atlanta 17
Denver 14 at Cincinnati 21
Minnesota 31 at Cleveland 12
Jacksonville 27 at Indianapolis 31
Detroit 7 at New Orleans 35
Dallas 14 at Tampa Bay 21
Philadelphia 24 at Carolina 17
Kansas City 10 at Baltimore 28
NY Jets 14 at Houston 24
Washington 14 at NY Giants 31
San Francisco 20 at Arizona 38
St. Louis 21 at Seattle 10
Chicago 24 at Green Bay 28
Buffalo 18 at New England 28
San Diego 21 at Oakland 7

Don't bet the farm on my advice.