Chris "The Crippler" Leben "lasso-graph"

Chris "The Crippler" Leben is a middleweight MMA fighter. He's had his up and downs and run-ins with the law as of lately and I like to think that it kind of shows through on his autograph as well. Here are some prime examples of what I mean.

This is from the 2011 TOPPS UFC Finest Chris Leben finest moments printing plate:

Looks like an EKG reading!

Here's another version of his autograph:

He makes no effort in legible penmanship. Once again it feels like you're reading an EKG result. However there is one MMA fighter that takes the cake:

Georges St-Pierre. If you can pick the name "Georges St-Pierre out of that penmanship then you deserve to work for for the CIA or FBI.

I think it's safe to say (looks around the corner cautiously) that St-Pierre has quite the Canadian lasso-graph as it's just full of loops! Georges St-Pierre is currently out of fighting for the moment as he is recovering from having ACL surgery performed. That should give him some free time to practice his penmanship habits. If you get a chance try to catch an episode of UFC on spike TV.

Ryan

PS: Tim probably had a heart attack last night because the Giants beat the Cowboys.