The opprtunity to be a winner is now closed.

The two winners for the 300th post give away will be announced tomorrow night. Thank you to all who entered and good luck to all who entered and may RANDOM.ORG have mercy on your souls. Back to work for me because it's a madhouse right now! Been working 12 hr shifts....grrrr!

A few more days for the contest.

Hey folks! We're going to extend the deadline for entering to sunday night at 9pm. I want to try and get as many entries as possible. Some really good prize packs to go out! Thanks for entering and thanks for reading the blog!

ERMAHGERD.......ITSZA GIVERNS TIME. YOUNZ GUNNA WIN!

HOWDYDIDDLYDADLYDIDODUBIOUSLYDOODOO! Yes I watch and love The Simpsons....Nuff said!

Last week was a big week for myself for reaching a bit of a milestone with this blog. I never thought I'd make 300 posts considering most of my free time has been devoted to other important needs and the fact that my A.D.D. has allowed me to stay focused on

the blog this long. 

ANYHOWPOOPTHATISTHECOLORPURPLE, I have decided to giveaway two packages this time since I have reached 300 posts. What is in the package you ask? Well, I can say there will be lots of numbered cards and a few other surprise goodies. I don't like to give away such secrets because hearing your reactions to what you've opened is what's so fun! Now I will take questions from the crowd.

You there.... in the mankini. What is you question?

MANKINI: What must one do to appease the BIG KAHUNA to enter this sacred giveaway?

BIG KAHUNA: That is a good question....NOW adjust your mankini cuz your balls are showing. Here is the simplicity of what you must do to please me:

1. Bring out yer dead (even if their not dead yet)

2. Leave your name in the comments (those who do so more than once will be sacrificed at the the top of MT. WANNAHOCKALOOGIE)

3. Sacrifice your brain and leave a thought of who will make the MLB playoffs

4. Dance in a Hula skirt in front of your office (homeworkers can just dance in front of mirror to appease the masses. DO NOT REENACT THE SCENE from The Silence of the Lambs where psycho "Wild Bill" cross dresser tucks his thingie back between his legs and dances in front of mirror) and use flaming baton torches while peeing your name in the snow.

5. Send out smoke signals to other surfers about the giveaway. Bonus cards for you if you tweet about the contest to TOPPS and are one of the winners.

6. Sit back and wait for 2 winners to be announced on Friday Evening September 7, 2012. Names will be put in big lights and in fire. Maybe even put your name on pig for pig roast and toast you.

7. Cutoff time will be 10pm on friday for giveaways.

MANKINI: Will there be autographs?

BIG KAHUNA: Mmmmmm.........was the moon blue this last friday?

BIG KAHUNA: YOU THERE.......WOMAN IN SHORT GRASS SKIRT WITH BIG'EM COCONUTS. WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION.

BIG'EM COCONUTS: Will there be anything shiny and rainbowish?

BIG KAHUNA: Mmmmmmm......good question. Was there not a great white shark beached last week on a NEW ENGLAND beach?

BIG'EM COCONUTS: You are so wise BIG KAHUNA

BIG KAHUNA: YOU ARE NOT getting out of sacrifice on MT. WANNAHOCKALOOGIE BIG'EM COCONUTS. NOW NEXT QUESTION. You there.......Man in kilt with funny straw hat.

MAN IN STRAW HAT: Will there be game used items?

BIG KAHUNA: That good question. YES! We will use BIG'EM COCONUTS HOLDER and give away pieces too after we sacrifice her.

Little Kahuna here. Dad had to go to the bathroom. Just do numbers 2, 3, and 5 and I'll make sure to RANDOM.org the two winners on friday. Thanks folks for checking out his blog and following along! He may be crazy at times but he's my Dad and his heart is good!

300 posts........HOLY COW! Now it is really time for a contest!

Never thought I'd get to three hundred posts but the previous post was my 300th post and I failed to see that. I am in as much shock as the guy in the pic up above! This calls for a 300th post contest (real contest folks). I might have to do a little "fishing" and see what I can offer up for a prize! Details to come later in the week. Thanks so much for following along on this crazy ride called, "life in the blogging lane."

THE BIG KAHUNA makes his NFL picks be known!

That's right folks.....step right on up to the box and place your bets! The fine folks here at ENOUGH ALREADY have made their NFL predictions for the first week of the NFL season and we are so glad to share them with you. Come now......grovel before us with your offerings of picks and see if it pleases the Big Kahuna to think that you can outwit him in his NFL picks. We will not demand a virgin sacrifice this time but we will demand that you comb your hair and sacrifice you sister's cousin brother's niece and 2 packages of double stuffed oreos into our NFL picks volcano.


BIG KAHUNA'S PICKS for WEEK 1 of the (non regular referees induced NFL season)

Match-up                                                          WINNING


Dallas  at  N.Y. Giants:                                   NY GIANTS

Atlanta  at  Kansas City:                                  Kansas City
       
St. Louis  at  Detroit:                                       Detroit
         
Miami  at  Houston:                                         Houston
         
Buffalo  at  N.Y. Jets:                                       Buffalo
         
Washington  at  New Orleans:                        New Orleans
        
Philadelphia  at  Cleveland:                             Philadelphia
        
Indianapolis  at  Chicago:                                Chicago
         
Jacksonville  at  Minnesota:                            Minnesota
         
New England  at  Tennessee:                         Tennessee   UPSET PICK!!!
         
Carolina  at  Tampa Bay:                                Carolina
         
San Francisco  at  Green Bay:                        Green Bay          

Seattle  at  Arizona:                                        Seattle          

Pittsburgh  at  Denver:                                    Pittsburgh         

Cincinnati  at  Baltimore:                                Cincinnati
                  
San Diego  at  Oakland:                                Oakland

"SLAP SHOT" of the week

Drayson Bowman 2011-12 Pinnacle Private Signings Card # BOW

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Courtney Brown Edition

Courtney Brown was drafted as the first pick in the first round of the NFL 2000 Draft. Courtney had a productive rookie season and then was bulldozed by the injury bug for the next six seasons which limited his playing time. It seems as if most PSU players who enter the NFL are bit by the injury bug (see Blair Thomas, DJ dozier, Ki-Jana Carter, etc).

(can't make the picture any bigger because the scanner was injured while scanning the card)

IF SEEN PLEASE CONTACT 1-800-NFL-FADE (NOT A WORKING NUMBER) 

Surf the big one dude!