ERMAHGERD.......ITSZA GIVERNS TIME. YOUNZ GUNNA WIN!

HOWDYDIDDLYDADLYDIDODUBIOUSLYDOODOO! Yes I watch and love The Simpsons....Nuff said!

Last week was a big week for myself for reaching a bit of a milestone with this blog. I never thought I'd make 300 posts considering most of my free time has been devoted to other important needs and the fact that my A.D.D. has allowed me to stay focused on

the blog this long. 

ANYHOWPOOPTHATISTHECOLORPURPLE, I have decided to giveaway two packages this time since I have reached 300 posts. What is in the package you ask? Well, I can say there will be lots of numbered cards and a few other surprise goodies. I don't like to give away such secrets because hearing your reactions to what you've opened is what's so fun! Now I will take questions from the crowd.

You there.... in the mankini. What is you question?

MANKINI: What must one do to appease the BIG KAHUNA to enter this sacred giveaway?

BIG KAHUNA: That is a good question....NOW adjust your mankini cuz your balls are showing. Here is the simplicity of what you must do to please me:

1. Bring out yer dead (even if their not dead yet)

2. Leave your name in the comments (those who do so more than once will be sacrificed at the the top of MT. WANNAHOCKALOOGIE)

3. Sacrifice your brain and leave a thought of who will make the MLB playoffs

4. Dance in a Hula skirt in front of your office (homeworkers can just dance in front of mirror to appease the masses. DO NOT REENACT THE SCENE from The Silence of the Lambs where psycho "Wild Bill" cross dresser tucks his thingie back between his legs and dances in front of mirror) and use flaming baton torches while peeing your name in the snow.

5. Send out smoke signals to other surfers about the giveaway. Bonus cards for you if you tweet about the contest to TOPPS and are one of the winners.

6. Sit back and wait for 2 winners to be announced on Friday Evening September 7, 2012. Names will be put in big lights and in fire. Maybe even put your name on pig for pig roast and toast you.

7. Cutoff time will be 10pm on friday for giveaways.

MANKINI: Will there be autographs?

BIG KAHUNA: Mmmmmm.........was the moon blue this last friday?

BIG KAHUNA: YOU THERE.......WOMAN IN SHORT GRASS SKIRT WITH BIG'EM COCONUTS. WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION.

BIG'EM COCONUTS: Will there be anything shiny and rainbowish?

BIG KAHUNA: Mmmmmmm......good question. Was there not a great white shark beached last week on a NEW ENGLAND beach?

BIG'EM COCONUTS: You are so wise BIG KAHUNA

BIG KAHUNA: YOU ARE NOT getting out of sacrifice on MT. WANNAHOCKALOOGIE BIG'EM COCONUTS. NOW NEXT QUESTION. You there.......Man in kilt with funny straw hat.

MAN IN STRAW HAT: Will there be game used items?

BIG KAHUNA: That good question. YES! We will use BIG'EM COCONUTS HOLDER and give away pieces too after we sacrifice her.

Little Kahuna here. Dad had to go to the bathroom. Just do numbers 2, 3, and 5 and I'll make sure to RANDOM.org the two winners on friday. Thanks folks for checking out his blog and following along! He may be crazy at times but he's my Dad and his heart is good!